Muneer once had an awkward moment just to see how it feels.
Muneer’s reputation is expanding faster than the universe.
Muneer can speak French in Russian..
Muneer, my friends, is indeed…. THAT man.
Muneer’s charm is so contagious that a vaccine was created for it.
Muneer’s legend precedes him, like lightning precedes thunder.
Muneer is a lover not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter so don’t get any ideas.
Muneer has a clear conscience or was that a bad memory?
Muneer is modest and proud of it!
Muneer is typing feverishly on his Blackberry pretending to do work but really updating his Facebook status
Muneer is stomping his feet because he’s happy and he knows it.
Muneer is shaking it like a polaroid picture
Muneer is filmed before a live stuido audience
Muneer is trapped in the facebook status message textbox; send help!
Muneer is not the droid you’re looking for.
Muneer contains calcium, something your body uses anyways.
Muneer is reading other statuses but your status is important to him. Please stay online and your status will be read in priority sequence. Approximate wait time 17 min
Muneer is calculating pi
Muneer is updating his Facebook status









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